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Fuk. Well. It's been a long few days. What the hell should I talk about? Psh..well..my dad is home. Fuckin' asshole is already getting on my nerves. He comes in the house bitching and shit. I was on the phone and he purposely tries to embarrass me by finding something and yelling at me about it. It pisses me off to the highest level. I seriously wanna kill him. But what else is new.

Shit at school is somewhat the same. The same dumbass ignorant bastards are fucking with me but I actually made a few friends. ::Still pissed off about his dad trying to be an ass on the phone:: I can deal wth not having many friends IRL because most of the people around me are ignorant. Plus, if it's only one of you it's less drama but it dosen't hurt to have a few partners in crime. I got Roy for damn sure and Nate is cool. But anyway. . yeah. Same horrid life xD! When something I feel like talking about happens I'll blog it. Drill
You are a drill bit to the kneecap. This is
painful, very painful. Do you not cringe just
thinking about it? Anyone receiving this
torture is bound to give up information.

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And now your moment of Zen.

Auspicious Hopes [6:54 PM]: Suck my big toe.
Auspicious Hopes [6:54 PM]: Hard.
Crazy as a Ioon [6:55 PM]: ;knsfsdn

I boarded the Trans DF Express at 06:48 p.m. on Friday, October 31, 2003

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Good news! I've thought of a new comic. Actually. . .looking at all those blog RP's makes me wanna do one myself. When my hands unfreeze I'll go into detail. Until then. Here is the moment of Zen

AlecEtherealZ [7:38 PM]: Yes... my grandma loves gay people
Greedy as heII [7:38 PM]: osdLJBSFLJFDBND
AlecEtherealZ [7:38 PM]: We have long conversations while I smoke pot....
AlecEtherealZ [7:38 PM]: and yes she lives next door...
Greedy as heII [7:38 PM]: XDDD SHE SMOKES POT TOO!?
AlecEtherealZ [7:39 PM]: Nah
AlecEtherealZ [7:39 PM]: she used too...
Greedy as heII [7:39 PM]: ;]edmpkns
AlecEtherealZ [7:39 PM]: And trip LSD....
Greedy as heII [7:39 PM]: FUCKING KICK ASS GRANNY
AlecEtherealZ [7:39 PM]: She's NUTS
Greedy as heII [7:39 PM]: CTFU

I boarded the Trans DF Express at 07:41 p.m. on Tuesday, October 28, 2003

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Yo, whatup. It's Fattu Willow Fatty Arbuckle-Capone again. Or as you MORTALS know me. . . WEINSTEIN THE JEWISH GOD OF UNKOSHERISM!.. . . or Will. There is absolutely nothing to talk about. Oh! Wait! Yeah. My dad is coming back tonight e_e;. Isn't that great? I've been sick for the last two days. Fuckin'. . .a combo of ice cream and Chinese food. It gagged me in the morning so I'm here tossing cookies every two seconds. I've been thinking a little bit. . . and I don't remember what it was. ::Cough cough:: Yeah, this has to be my most pointless entry ever xD! Oh! I had the craziest dream. It was raining really bad and stuff in the dream. Thunder and lighting and everything. So I walk out of my room and sit outside (I like rain e.e) and then I see Carlos, this guy from school walking down the street. ..in the rain. And we spoke and shit, he said he was going to his girlfriend's house. Then all of a fucking sudden he walks in my house, goes in my room, and goes to sleep. And my dumbass don't notice. So I go and enter a tournement for those Yu-Gi-Oh shits xD!!!! And I summoned abig .. purple dragon thing. And then I just go home again! xDDD I think I was autistic. And Carlos is still there sleep. Then I get sleepy, try and sleep near the edge so I'm away from him. And wake up(Yes. I slept in my dream) AND HE'S GOT ME IN A DRY UMP LOCK. It was creepy. Then it skipped right over what ever happened next and I'm in a big cave. And my phone rings. . .in the cave. . and it's my mom. And all of a sudden she's like "WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL?!" I thoguht it was Saturday!!! Then she just says "...Oh." and we hang up. Then I wake up. . .drained. Because Carlos is hot e.e;. He's like. .Spanish or Indian or something. He's tall and muscular and hairy as fuck. And potential gay. He smiles a bit much at men, including myself X_X! But I woke up and went back to sleep and woke up again. It was dreamless xD.

In summary, eat more ham. And here is your moment of Zen:
Greedy as heII [10:13 AM]: Fatty!
Auto response from SN Censored xD[10:13 AM]: I jacked off, and then went to bed. All 8 inches of my meat being ravenously massaged with my digits.Or..maybe with my roommate. Now, I am sleeping. Don't bother me while I enjoy two such pleasures.
Greedy as heII [10:13 AM]: ::SCREAM!!!!!:: XDDDDDD

I boarded the Trans DF Express at 10:17 a.m. on Tuesday, October 28, 2003

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You are a Beserker
You are a beserker. You charge into everything head first, you swing
first, ask questions later. You have a blood
lust. You kill anything and everything in the
battle field. People run in terror of the sight
of you. You use a large two handed sword.

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I agree so much! That picture reminds me of Aden. Who was a berseker. Hchan remember that bastard? xD!

I boarded the Trans DF Express at 05:08 p.m. on Sunday, October 26, 2003

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Lots and lots of stuff has happened sense I last blogged. Well. Actually, I posted that before but my Pitas went wild and rolled my shit back. It showed my old layout and yanked away my old posts. I had the best damn Oukast layout before. Then something happened and AOL jacked away my layout. Then pitas goes back to my old layout somehow. Everything was gone. It was horrible. But I got my new Outkast layout. It rocks.

So anyway. Sense I last posted, we had to move from that house. Me and my mom lost our old one so I had to move back in with my dad until my mom finds a new house for us. She's staying with my aunt's friend Sharon. Really sweet lady. She's also really big e.e;. Godamn my eye itches so bad I can hardly type. I think I got pink eye. Anyway, I'm watching this movie called The First $20 Million is the Hardest. I'm only watching it because it has Jake Busey and Rosario Dawson in it. Jake Busey is funny lookin', so I like him. Rosario Dawson is fucking hot as hell. I love her. I want to marry her. Outkast's new album has a song with her. She's doing back ground voices going "I love you!" and so forth. It's cool. I love that song, it's called She Lives In My Lap. But back on topic, I'm just staying with the devil until we get a new house then me, my mom, and my dog will have a house on our own. My dog is staying with my aunt. She recently got a bad case of fleas so they had to shave all her fuckin' hair off. She looked like a little rat! It was so cute!

Anyway, School shit hasn't been going too well. I'm failing because I've been getting sick all the time and missing days. And when I am there, I'm always gettin' into it with a number of stupid asses. Theres this fat-ass bitch named India. She should be shot and bleed all the cake out. She's like. . .so fucking stupid it's horrible and the biggest bitch in the godamn world. Oh my god I can't stress it enough. Then Brandyn and Markus. They just fuck with people cuz they have no life of their own. Brandyn left me alone but Markus thinks he can keep fucking with me and I'll be nice to him. News Flash, bitch-ass I don't work like that. I could keep going but I'm not. My dad has been out of town the last little while. He's coming back this wek. I wish he wasen't. I'm already depressed over not being with my mom and he treats me like shit cuz he's still mad with my mom. I see no reason to treat me like shit. It only makes me hate him more.

My cousin Robyn and her horribly bad child Erynn are staying with us. I tell you, Erynn needs a damn beating. Someone needs to put her over their knee and wear the shit out of her ass. She screams and cries over nothing at all.. . . oh God. Robyn JUST now came in and asked me to watch Erynn. Oh God. Anyway. They're with us because during Isabel their house got smashed by a tree. They're here until they find a house.. . .and I don't see them looking, either. So, anyway, I'm worried about Jannie. She's my friend Rob's girlfriend and she lives in Southern California and there is that fire rampage. It's really depressing. I don't need anymore shit. And all the good games and stuff have to come out now and the bastards gonna see my progress report and ground me. And even though he shouldn't, he bases Christmas presents on my grades. He bases EVERYTHING on my grades. He treats me like a bad person because my grades are bad. Like I'm a criminal. Then the break up with my mom so, yeah. I'm in hell. If anyone wants to take me, E-mail me! So in conclusion, my life sucks and Rosario Dawson is a fucking Goddess.

I boarded the Trans DF Express at 04:49 p.m. on Sunday, October 26, 2003

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I boarded the Trans DF Express at 02:19 a.m. on Saturday, July 26, 2003

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Your so clothed its not even funny...god you should
get a lil less clothed at time and stop being
so boring!

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. .. .err. . . .>_>;; shutup.

I boarded the Trans DF Express at 12:16 p.m. on Wednesday, July 16, 2003

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A Alright I'm gonna skip all the greetin's and all that junk. I've been thinkin' alot lately and I've come to a conclusion. I'm not gonna be an asshole from now on. But I used to take shit. I've come to the conclusion where I don't give a flyin' fuck who the hell you are. I'm not takin' your feces. I could give you the whole godamn list of people who this directed at by refuse to blow spots. Oh wait, speaking of blowin' spots, Elle's boyfriend did her wrong. So everyone needs to check this and laugh at Dre's misfortune. Back to other shit. I will say one thing. My IRL friend Corey. He's cool and all most of the time. But thats just he. Startin' to get comfortable and think he's TOO COOL. Talkin' about how he befriends people and then when he done with them ignore them for a while. Oh HELL no. I'm not the one for that and I'm gonna let him know it. The very moment he informs me of that I'm layin' his ass out. Cuz his daddy blew his spot to momma and my mom unknowingly blew Corey's spot so now I know. And watch him try shit. I'll let him have it. I ain't the one these days to be screwin' with.

And along with the hate-filled sermon. Everyone remember my friend Keith? Forget'em. He actin' booty too. Him and his brother. The only one left in there family to cracked down and become asshole-icious is his sister. And possibly the dog. And I don't see either of that this near future. Krisha is way too cool for that. Don't know what it is that I come off as easily manipulated. I used to be but recently I've changed. And as you can see right now, I've changed once more. And one last thing, I'm gonna make this quick

ANY OF YALL WANT A PIECE OF MY BLACK ASS THEN STEP UP OR BACKDOWN. Alrighty then! I'm out!

I boarded the Trans DF Express at 10:25 p.m. on Tuesday, July 15, 2003

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NIPPLES NIPPLES NIPPLES NIPPLES NIPPLES NI-. . . Oh. Err. . .Hi. Um. ..wow >_>;; Disregard the random screaming of nipples xD;;. I been gone for a minute now I'm back with th-. . ::shutsup:: Okay anyway yeah I been gone. Now I'm back. LAALAAALAAA! My cable modem shut down a few days ago and won't be back on till next week. Jesus this fucking sucks. I MISS MY CABLE MODEM! As of right now I'm trying to download the updates for the new AOL but it's taking so fucking long. It would have been done by now with my cable modem. Three Hundred Eighty something minutes left. Well a week and some change ago Trev came to Virginia! Yay! I was surprised. I hear the phone ring in my dream and I jump awake and grab the phone and it was him.

Will> . . If I wasen't half sleep. . I'd be so happy right now. // Trev> xD;;

It was great. We went to the mall and shit. He handed me my own ass in Street Fighter and Tekken 4. I felt so vulnarable cuz I used to kick EVERYONE's ass in it. 'I don't even play fighting games' he said. . . that. . .bastard xD! I was out of practice. I had both of those games stolen from me.

I need to update a few things on my blog too, I changed my desktop once or twice and I'm not on AOL so I Can't upload it. I finally saw X2! YAAAAY! It rocked my colon! YAAAY COLOOOON! Iceman had the hairiest legs in the world. . ::orgasm:: *__*;;! It was so sexy! So did Pyro but you could only see like. . .his shin, Cuz Rogue lifted up his pant leg and grabbed it to drain his power. Now. . enough with the gay talk XD!; my Partner In Crime Corey went to Washington Saturday, he came back Sunday, but it was the most boring two days EVAH! HE got to see the white house. And even better; his brother got to take a shit in the white house! I don't see the difference. It just added to it cuz everyone knows the American government is shitty anyway xD; I finished drawing all the characters for one of the games I wanted to make. Now I'm going to randomly ramble about the characters and stuff.

The game is called "BYIDM" which is short for "Bust You In Da Mouf." It's a fighting game and a Spin-off to another Fighting series I planned called "Flesh Engine." BYIDM is about the sudden appearance of a man named Donovan who claims to be God's son. He feels he should be ruling this Earth. No one knows if it's true or not but he's just as powerful as he wants to be. Not even the UN can stop his reign of terror. So people around the from world, some from FE some not, rallie up to Fight him. The characters are
Keith A mysterious young man with magic abilities, he's the only one who really knows anything about Donovan.
Will Based off me xD! He runs around in a jail suit and hockey mask with a chainsaw, he's been sent into a psychotic era eversense his company went out of business and he lost it all.
Corey Based off my IRL friend. One of the only people who can keep Wll under control. He mostly uses Headbutts and kicks during fights.
Sierra Will's cousin, Corey's love-interest. She kicks ass with her extreme knowledge of Chinese Kung Fu.
Shae A beautiful Piano player from England. When she wasen't performing she was fortifying her skills as a boxer.
Trev A bad-ass from the south who can kick anyone's ass with pole-arm weapons. He's being mind controled by Donovan for his weather-manipulating abilities.
Valerie Donovan's bride. A dark magician from parts unknown, her real reason for being here is not known.
Badok A man-beast from the Amazon. No this isn't your Blanka-clone. He's a shaman of a beast-person-type tribe as well as cheif. Donovan is using his people as soldiers against the world's major cities.
Kayne A holy knight from a thousand years ago. He's here for a totally different but plans to defeat Donovan on his way to acheiving his own goal. Get bad feelings about this guy, everybody.
Daikon A walking portal to hell with a human body. He has come with Kayne to finish off their mission. Daikon is from a dimension entirely seperate from this one. He's becoming more demon as he ages.

Those are just a few people. There are twenty-one characters total. I'll just name the rest of them cuz I don't feel like typing out their history; Alex, Maurice, Stukov, Javier, Alice, Rusty Knife, Dominique, Donovan, Robert, Jannie and Dashiko (Donovan's power gone berserk.) Well, I'm out. YOU WILL MISS ME >GGG. See yall bitches on the flip sizzle, punk-ass. xD;

I boarded the Trans DF Express at 11:39 p.m. on Monday, June 30, 2003

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Pleasure Nymph OOLALA!!!! hey you sexay thang,if you werent a
nymph you might havea shot at being Aphrodite!
you hot mama 'Pleasure Nymph' . you can
sexually pleasure any person you meet! your
hormones is a natural aphrodisiac. you have a
taste for the erotic and sensual! gimme your
number!!!

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I boarded the Trans DF Express at 03:15 a.m. on Tuesday, June 10, 2003

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You are the typical feminist, depressed, artist.
You go against the crowd and do everything you
can to be different. Too bad noone notices.
Try communicating with people, not just looking
down on them.

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And this is so right, too.

I boarded the Trans DF Express at 02:34 a.m. on Tuesday, June 10, 2003

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wolverine
You are Wolverine! A loner by nature, you feel uncomfortable when
around those you don't know and even those you
do. You are awkward when it comes to
relationships, but fiercely loyal to those you
love.

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. . .err . . wow. That makes me sexy ::Sh::!

I boarded the Trans DF Express at 02:49 p.m. on Monday, June 9, 2003



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Okay I'm feelin' sleepy and lazy so I'll make this short. Outkast BG. Aquemeni is an old Outkast album/song and the record label they made together. It comes from their Zodiac signs. One is an Aquarius and the other is a Gemeni. and VEE-OH-LA!


The Will Factor

»name Will
»alias Fatty Arbuckle, Willow, Fattu Lee Capone, Capone, Al Capone, Willard, Willa, Wilma, Syo, Prison Bitch >_>;;
»living Virgina Beach, VA
»height 5' 10"
»weight 140 lbs.
»hair black
»eyes brown
»likes .. ..um. .. .. alot of stuff
»hates Most people, maggots, Satanists, assholes, racists
»favorite food Jumbalaya
»favorite posession His dog, Mia
»AIM ibreakjaws
»Contact 2 E-Mail Two!

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As of now

»music Rap/R-B/SOME rock/that strange shit Hchan sends xD;;
»favorite music Dungeon Family, Scapegoat Wax,Outkast, Killer Mike, Mya, Slim Cutta Calhoun, Del the Funkee Homosapien
»turn ons Chicks with big boobs and booty, hairy legged guys with sexy hands (my fetish isn't as serious as Heather's >_>;;)
»hearsThe First $20 Million is Always the Hardest on TV
»wearingGray sweat pants with a white Nike shirt.
»gamesfighting and RP Genre
»needs) sleep and sustainance.

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[x] Hey Ya

[x]Dracula's Wedding

[x]War

[x]Tomb of the Boom

[x]Flip Flop Rock

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